Clawtropica’s Crappy Remake of Terrible Mall Commercial

NOTE: This post is just a joke, and none of it is meant to be taken seriously. Credit goes to Teen Arachnid for all the images, so praise him. The original song is right here.

Hello! Welcome to Clawtropica! We’re a Poptropica blog and we make… um… posts. We also have a beautiful song for you written by the best songwriter in the entire world… *drumroll plays* Teen Arachnid! Let’s hear read it!


Is this song amazing or what?! I know you liked it, it’s very catchy! Anyway, don’t forget to check out our blog everyday to hopefully see better posts than these!

Thanks for staying! If you cringed to hard, I’m really sorry. Well, bye for now!

P.S.: Some old segments are coming back, stay tuned! 😉

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About Purple Claw

Hi! Name's John, but more commonly known in the internet as Purple Claw (or PurpleClaw750). I have my own Poptropica blog, write for the PHB, and co-run a network for Poptropica blogs. As you've probably guessed by now, I'm a big fan of Poptropica. My username is donatloul, and my favorite islands are Astro-Knights & Arabian Nights. Besides Pop, I'm also a fan of cartoons such as Steven Universe, Star vs. the Forces of Evil and more! My favroite color is purple (duh) & my favorite animals are owls. I'm ace and aromantic, and a huge supporter of love. I consider myself to be a traditional artist, blogger, writer, good friend, awkward introvert and a believer of Christ. Well, that's pretty much all I have to say... You can leave now. p.s.: feel free to talk to me whenever you want! I might not see it right away, but I check my social media as often as possible. Though, the best ways to reach me are from and Discord. ;)

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