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CHAPTER THREE: CAUGHT!
Written by: Purple Claw
Continued from ”The Castle”
Liza: Use that… Whatever that is!
Brave Noodle: Okay! Thank goodness it’s activated!
Brave Noodle gets the dimension-travelling device from his bag, but the Queen magically teleports it into her hands.
Queen: I’ll take that!
Brave Noodle: Oh no!
Liza: Give it back now!
Queen: And why would I do that?
Brave Noodle: Because it’s my only way home!
Queen: Then, you’ll have to earn it, boy.
Brave Noodle: What do I have to do?
Queen: Oh, not much. *smiles sarcastically* You just have to beat me in a contest.
Brave Noodle: What kind of contest?
Queen: I’ll decide that! If you win, you can have this… thing and leave this place forever.
Brave Noodle: And you have to let Liza free!
Queen: Fine, but if you lose, you will both be my prisoners. Forever!
Liza: Are you sure you want to take the risk, Brave Noodle?
Brave Noodle: Yup, I’m sure.
Queen: Then it’s a deal!
No one is talking. Both Liza and Brave Noodle were staring to the Queen.
Queen: Oh, and, you’ll have sleep in the prison tonight.
Liza: Aw man!
At the prison…
Brave Noodle: This isn’t so bad, y’know, there’s lots of hay here.
Liza: Yeah, yeah. By the way, who was that guy we met earlier?
Brave Noodle: He’s named Creepy Shadow. I don’t know if he’s a person or not.
Liza: His name matches perfectly with his personality…and his appearance.
Brave Noodle: He’s nice. Maybe creepy, but nice. He helped us.
Liza: He helped us get in TROUBLE!
Brave Noodle: He just wanted to help!
Liza: *yelling* Oh, if we didn’t follow his plan and followed mine, we wouldn’t be here!
Brave Noodle: You didn’t even HAVE a plan!
Liza: So what?! It’s not only his fault, but yours too!
Brave Noodle: It’s not my fault we’re here! You wanted us to come on this freaking castle!
Liza: I help you, and look what I get in return!
Brave Noodle: I never asked for your help!
Liza: I should never have offered to help you! And now my freedom is counting on you!
Brave Noodle: *sigh* I’m sorry. I never meant for this to happen.
Liza: I’m sorry too. I get really aggressive sometimes…
The next day…
Guard: Wake up!! It’s time for the contest!
Brave Noodle: *Yawn* Do you have any information about it yet?
Guard: Yes, but I’m not telling.
Liza: *wakes up* What happened?
Brave Noodle: This guard, has info about the contest, and won’t tell me!
Liza: Dude, that’s mean!
Guard: Okay, fine! The contest will be a fight. A magical fight. And it’ll be hosted on Cheesedonia’s arena.
Brave Noodle: We’re doomed!
Liza: *whispers* Not really, I’ve heard that there is a type of cheese on Chesedonia’s forest that can make you powerful for a limited time.
Brave Noodle: We have to find that!
Guard: I have to go for just a second. Don’t do something stupid while I’m gone. *leaves*
Creepy Shadow: *appears* Hello, folks. I’m back. Do you need help?
Brave Noodle: Yes, we do!
Liza: So, there’s this rare type on cheese on Chesedonia’s forest that can make you powerful for a few hours. It grows on the pink Akkauna trees. Think you can find it?
Creepy Shadow: Well of course! You’ll have it in time for the contest. *disappears*
An hour later, the Queen appears.
Queen: Time for the fight, boy! Good luck! You’ll need it! *smiles evilly*
At the arena…
Guard: Sit here! *points to a chair near a table*
Brave Noodle: Isn’t this supposed to be a fight?
Guard: Of course it is!
Then, the guard leaves, and the queen comes.
Brave Noodle: Where’s Liza? You said she’ll be here for the contest?
Queen: I was going to bring her here, but then I changed my mind.
Brave Noodle: You don’t play fair…
Queen: I never said I would! Ha!
Brave Noodle: Ugh… *whispers to himself* Where is Creepy Shadow??
Royal Guard: Hello citizens of Cheesedonia! Did your day was cheesy enough? Anyway, welcome to Cheesedonia’s 700,001st official fight against the Queen!
Brave Noodle: Wow, dear. These are a lot of fights!
Royal Guard: As always, the Queen chooses what will the fight be, or which are the rules. This time, the Queen chose rock, paper, scissors!
Brave Noodle: What the heck?! Are you serious?
Queen: Yes. He is.
Brave Noodle: Oh my god!
Royal Guard: Round 1 starts… now!
Queen, Brave Noodle: Rock, paper, scissors!
Queen: Scissors beat paper, I win the first round!
Royal Guard: Round one is over! The Queen wins one point! And round 2 starts… NOW!
Queen, Brave Noodle: Rock, paper, scissors!
Brave Noodle: Paper beats rock! Take that!
Royal Guard: Our guest gets one point! It’s a tie! And there’s only one round left! Who will win? Who will receive the prize which happens to be a weird button-thingy that can take you into other worlds? We’ll have to wait and see! Round three starts NOW!
Queen, Brave Noodle: *both close their eyes* Rock, paper, scissors!
Brave Noodle: *opens eyes* I WON!!! Woo-hoo!
Queen: No! This cannot be happening!
Brave Noodle: Just admit it! You lost fair and square!
Royal Guard: Well, it seems like our guest won! Now it’s time for the Queen to give back to him the button, and to free his friend!
Queen: OKAY THEN! Guards, free that girl!
Liza: *running* Woo-hoo! You won! Nice job, man! *hugs Brave Noodle*
Brave Noodle: Thanks! I couldn’t have done it without you! *hugs back and blushes*
Liza: Now, give him the thing, Queen!
Queen: NO! *tries to run away*
Royal Guard: Well, it looks like someone is being a sore loser!
Queen: SHUT UP!! I’m NOT a sore looser! *keeps running*
But at that moment, Creepy Shadow appears with the magical cheese! He grabs the button from the Queen, and then gives it to Brave Noodle.
Queen: GIVE IT BACK NOW!!
Creepy Shadow: Sorry for being late! Now quick! Press that button! I’ll be waiting for you! *disappears*
Liza: Whaa? Whatever, just take me with you!
Brave Noodle: Are you sure you want to leave your home?
Liza: Yes, I am! This place doesn’t feel like home anyway…
Brave Noodle: Okay, grab my hard! *presses the button*
Liza: Goodbye Queen!
Queen: COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND!!
Brave Noodle: Sorry, we can’t! Bye!
To be continued…