Before I start, I want to apologize, since this chapter is really short. Also, no more chapters of TMAOBN on this month, since I have to keep working on it. Longer chapters are coming out in March!
CHAPTER TWO: THE CASTLE
Written by: Purple Claw
Continued from ”Chased by a God”
Our hero was with Liza, his new friend, eating cheese. After that, the mysterious ‘thing’ glowed again.
Brave Noodle: Oh, not again!
Liza: What’s going on?
Brave Noodle: It’s this thing in my bag *shows the mysterious button*. Wherever it glows, I can travel into a new world.
Liza: Wow! I’ve been out of Cheesedonia! You’re so lucky!
Brave Noodle: Well, maybe I am. But the places I’ve been so far are… Hm… How do I put this up?… Mmm, insane.
Liza: Really? Where have you been?
Brave Noodle: On the prison realm and here. I don’t want to be offensive or anything, but this place is crazy. I mean, a world made of cheese isn’t something I see everyday. But hey, at least it’s delicious!
Liza: Hehe, it’s okay to say it! Cheesedonia is weird. Wait- did you say prison realm?!
Brave Noodle: Yup, I’ve been there.
Liza: Wow, dude! That’s amazing!
Brave Noodle: No, it’s not! Zeus almost killed me! And he has probably killed a person by now, and it’s my entire fault.
Liza: Oh, I’m really sorry about that.
Brave Noodle: *sigh* Well, anyway, I’m trying to get back home. Is there another way I could get home besides using this random thing?
Liza: Indeed there is! Our queen knows almost everything! From magic spells, to food recipes and so much more!
Brave Noodle: You must love eating.
Liza: Duh, who doesn’t? Anyway, let’s go!
An hour later, outside the castle…
Liza: Now we must find a way to get in and go to the castle’s library without anyone seeing us.
Brave Noodle: Why?
Liza: Because the queen doesn’t want anyone else but guards and cookers in her castle.
Brave Noodle: Didn’t you say that the queen will help us find my way home?
Liza: Dude! We don’t need the queen when we have her books. And the queen hates me. A lot.
Suddenly, a black smoke appears, and then Creepy Shadow comes out of it.
Creepy Shadow: I can help you get to the castle without anyone noticing you.
Liza: *jumps* GAH!!
Brave Noodle: Creepy Shadow! You’re back!
Liza: Who’s that??!
Brave Noodle: It’s my friend, Creepy Shadow.
Liza: Nice to meet ‘cha, I’m Liza!
Creepy Shadow: I know who you are.
Liza: So, what’s the plan, bro?
Creepy Shadow: Just leave everything to me!
Creepy Shadow magically transports Liza, Brave Noodle and himself in the queen’s library…
Liza: Dude, how to you do that?
Creepy Shadow: There are lots of things you don’t know about me…
Liza: Okay then…
Brave Noodle: Anyway, let’s search in the spell book archive.
Suddenly, the queen enters the library.
Liza: Everyone, hide!
Creepy Shadow: Well, time for me to go! *disappears*
Queen: What’s that sound?
Brave Noodle: Uh oh.
Queen: Ugh, I’m sure it was nothing. I’m getting old. Oh well, time to burn the books I don’t need anymore… Guards! Take all the books from the spell book and the history book archive, and, burn the all.
Guards: As you wish, majesty!
Brave Noodle: I must find the book with that magic spell before they burn them!
Liza: Where are you going?
Brave Noodle, screaming: I’m going to find that book, no matter what it takes!
Liza: Oh god. We’re doomed!
Queen: Guards! Before you burn the books, BURN THESE CHILDREN!
Brave Noodle: Oopsies.
To be continued…